I know these are puns, but I'm gonna answer these anyway... because I can. I think I got some answers for you.
- Whole milk just means they don't try to take the fat of the milk, so no, even if you drink the milk, it doesn't change that the milk is still whole milk. Now if you somehow retracted some of the fat out of it, that would be a completely different story.
- Both Bolonga and Lasagna originate from Italy, and Bologna's title originates from the title of a Italian city, which isn't even pronounced "baloney". So if you think about it, technically we are the ones saying it wrong. Besides, Lasagna originates from the Greek word 'pasta', so the greeks had first dibs at the pronunciation.
- People do some science stuff with hormones, and plant the vines instead of the seeds. Unless... the seeds are in the vines? I think it's kinda like if a Zombie ate all of Deadpool except his arm, and then planted his arm so a new body would grow. Except, imagine everytime Deadpool grows back, he had a new arm.